Funny how Charmin went from Mr. Wipple and "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" to bears shitting in the woods. They also claim it won't leave little pieces of paper clinging to your fur!!!
Angel Soft has one where the guy spins the roll and uses it to sand the end of a board. That one reminds me of when there used to be a Co-op store and their brand of toilet paper. I swear you had to be careful how you wiped or you could end up with splinters.
Addendum; that Co-op brand asswipe was real John Wayne stuff. It was rough and tough and wouldn't take shit off anyone!!
Spirit sometimes shits in the woods when I'm out hiking in them. And pisses on everything. :-)
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