Finally a Petition I'd Gladly Sign And It Got Pulled

Along with all the petitions to secede, there was one calling for everyone to have the opportunity to punch Grover Norquist in the dick.
“Peacefully grant the people of the United States of America to have Grover Norquist be brought forth in chains and put in a public pillory,” the petitioner wrote. “Once Grover Norquist has been secured, anyone who wishes will be allowed to punch him once, and only once, square in the dick.”
Raw Story (http://s.tt/1tCnu)
But now you get this message: The petition you are trying to access has been removed from the site under our Moderation Policy because it is in violation of our Terms of Participation.

While you can't sign this petition, there may be other petitions on We the People on a similar issue that you'd like to add your name to. Or, you can create your own petition.

It also says if you try to create a duplicate or similar petition, it'll make it harder for you to get an official response.

Now, if anyone deserves such treatment, it is most definitely Grover Norquist!! 

H/T to Crooks and Liars for the links to this.