Political Parties As Family Members

It's been said the political parties can be divided into the Mommy Party (Democratic) and the Daddy Party (FuckingRepublicans). The Mommy Party is loving and caring, a facilitator. The Daddy Party is the authoritarian, strong and disciplined. The Democrats want to help people and the FuckingRepublicans claim to fiscally responsible (hahahahahahahahahaha), about 3/4 of the national debt is because of the FuckingRepublicans (did I mention I call them FuckingRepublicans because they have been fucking me all my life?????) 

  

Now there seems to be another party that I'll call the Toddler Party (as in the Terrible Twos type of toddler). The Toddler Party (Tea-Baggers) wants what it wants and it wants it RIGHT NOW!!! It doesn't always know what it wants but whatever it is it isn't what the Mommy Party and especially the Mommy Party President wants. But that doesn't matter, the important thing is the Toddler Party wants what it wants and RIGHT NOW!! If it doesn't get what it wants, it'll scream and holler and frow a frantrum and will start breaking things. 

The strange thing is the Toddler Party is part of the Daddy Party, albeit a small part, but a part nonetheless. The Daddy Party seems to be fascinated with the Toddler Party and is letting it do whatever it wants as if it is scared of the BRATS. The mystery is Why the fear? And why won't they discipline the Toddler Party????? 

After Rep. Resigns In Sex Scandal, Georgia County Elects GOPer Who Had Affair With Mother-In-Law

I wonder why I haven't heard about this on the news. There was something on a blog about GA government(Capitol Impact) but nothing on the local evening news on the tube. I found this on TPM .

"Glenn Richardson, the family-values Republican who represented the county and was speaker of the house, stepped down after his ex-wife publicly accused him of having "a full-out affair" with a lobbyist while he was married.
So when Paulding County voters went to the polls for a special election Tuesday, they selected ... another family-values conservative who had admitted to an extramarital affair"

When Richardson resigned, the media just said he resigned. They didn't say whether he just resigned as Speaker of the House or if he resigned as a representative. After he resigned, I didn't hear anymore about him and nothing about his replacement.

"His campaign Web site touts his conservative, pro-family bona fides. "I believe Paulding County wants someone who will stand strong for the conservative principles we've always believed in ... lower taxes, limited government, personal responsibility, and valuing Life from the womb until natural death," he says.
But, as the writer Tom Crawford of Capitol Impact noted this week, Stout "has been compelled to address a personal incident from 10 years ago: he had an affair with his first wife's mother while his first wife was pregnant with their daughter. Stout and his first wife subsequently divorced"

"He also said the relationship with his mother-in-law "was stopped short of 'sex'"

How in the Hell can you have an adulterous affair that stopped short of 'Sex'????