Redneck Xmas

A friend sent me this in an e-mail and I thought it was cool, so put it up here. Don't know if this is Rudolph or not!!

Redneck Joke

This reminds me of the old joke about a Redneck watching a commercial for Thermos bottles on TV. "It keeps hot things hot. It keeps cold things cold." And the Redneck says, "How do it know??"

Who's a Redneck??

This is yesterday's page from one of my calenders. When The Old Lady saw this, she said, "Especially if you are female".

I guess I was a Redneck before I even heard the term Redneck!!