This Is How Call Waiting Works

They Got You By The Short And Curlies

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But What About The Porn??

I've Had Cars Like That

Lots Of People Seem To Be Under The Influence Of This Bird

Me Neither

Sounds Like The FuckingRepublican'ts

Tell Me It Isn't So Fonz

About The Size of It

Reminds Me Of My 401K

The couple times that I had a 401k, the fees were more than the account earned and in the end the account had less than was put into it!! I don't know how many years I would have had to put money into a 401k in order for it to start to earn money instead of costing money. Didn't work long enough at any place where I had a 401k to find out. Usually rolled the money over into an IRA at my credit union and eventually cashed it in when I needed it for something.

Just Like The Ford Warranty

That's fine, but new cars don't have ashtrays anymore!!??

Duck or Gecko