Video on How to Touch Yourself

When she pulls the nutsack out of her panties, my first thought was this is so wrong!!

This Makes as much Sense as He Does During the Debates

H/T to Crooks and Liars where I found this vid.

Checking to See If Toes Are Still There

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Perry's Replacement

Jon Stewart Takes On the Whiny Ass Rich

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The rich may soon be an endangered species if they are forced to pay more taxes.

Tech Terms Xplained

Found this at Geezer Planet after seeing a cartoon from there at The Future Was Yesterday.

Hopefully DADT Is Now History

I got out of the military over 20yrs before Don't Ask Don't Tell was enacted so have no experience with it personally.  I've worked with ex-military that served during DADT and judging by the homophobia displayed by some, it must have been hell to be gay in the military.  Seemed like the more religious, the more homophobic.  One theme that kept coming up was their not wanting to have to shower with gays(a secret fantasy maybe??)

Anywho, like I said, I wasn't in during DADT.  When I was in being gay was a way to get out of the military and during 'Nam that was something to be desired.  Of course, proving one was gay was not easy, one almost had to get down on his knees and blow someone.  There were enough guys trying to get out that it was hard for anyone to get discharged before their hitch was up.  It was easier to get discharged because of a mental problem.  One guy I knew went to the doctor and complained about not being able to sleep and got sleeping pills.  They caused him to oversleep and be a couple hours late to work.  After several months of him being late a number of times and even being reassigned to a job with a later start time, he was finally discharged.

If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked a Cake

But nobody came so I baked a pie.

Homemade Apple Pie

It was a dreary day with rain off and on and there were several trees loaded with apples.

Memory Lapse or Willful Ignorance??

For several months now I've heard various people on TV saying Obama has been in office for 3yrs.  Makes me wish I could reach into the TV and dope-slap them upside the head and say, "Look FUCKWAD, he wasn't even fucking elected 3yrs ago!!"  I can almost understand the Reich-WingNut apologists saying that because it probably seems even longer for them, but I've heard some so-called "journalists" say the same thing.  Maybe it's because they heard it somewhere, OH, that's right, the propagandists for the Reich-Wing have been saying that since last spring.

Whoever wrote "lamestream media" on Palin's hand with crayon got it right even if it was unintentional.  It was meant to be more 'librul' media bashing and I'm sure there are those that take it as such.  I however think the media no longer does journalism, they just puke back what they've been fed, which IMHO makes them pretty fucking lame!!