Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Valuable Shit

An interesting article in the AJC.

When $10,000 worth of diamonds went missing from an Albany jewelry store, employees say they suspected the heist was an inside job.

So they took X-rays of Honey Bun, a beloved dog who greets customers at the store, and determined that the pooch ate the diamonds.

Roberts said an X-ray showed two suspicious looking spots inside Honey Bun. The next day, they recovered the missing earring back and two diamonds.

Reminds me of an episode of "One Foot in the Grave" where supposedly the neighbor's dog ate the key to Victor's garden shed.  The neighbor saved the dog's business for the two weeks Victor was on holiday.  Turned out the dog coughed up the key right after it swallowed it, but the neighbor let Victor think it would past thru and let him dig thru the dog shit.


  1. There is a story of a guy who was fixing a machine and all the nuts disappeared. He saw this poor old hen slowly dragging herself across the yard. Hen went into the stew pot and missing nuts recovered. Critters eat the darndest things.

  2. Mother has a huge Scottish terrier that nails anytyhing that hits the floor. My folks are 86 so spilling pills in a common occurence - She freaks. You simply sneak to her pill stash and find one and announce -"Here it is" and she is satisfied. Works every time.
    The little bastard nailed a hot wing I was cooking - I have been known to use a bit of Tabasco on my chicken. Howled when he took a shit. Mom dies and that fucker is going to be shot ribs at Luke The Gook's Korean place.


  3. I once had a shit eating dog.

  4. I once knew a girl who would eat anything you would put in her mouth - a sailors dream.
    the Ol'Buzzard

  5. and yet we keep buying that expensive dog food for them.


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