Church Names

At times I've wondered about how they come up with names for the various churches.  Rude Pundit has a theory that may make some sense in how they figure out what to call their church.  
Shepherd's Christian Assembly (Who the fuck comes up with these names? It's like they roll dice with Jesus-sounding words on 'em and whatever random combination comes up, they use it) 


Works for me, I guess??