The current crop of FuckingRepublican hopefuls reminds me of an old joke: A new sailor was being shown around the ship back in the days of wooden ships and iron men, back when the ship would be at sea for months, sometimes years at a time. After showing the newbie around the ship they come to a barrel and the newbie is told it is for relieving sexual tensions. "When you feel the need just stick your cock in the bunghole." The newbie asks if he can try it now and is told go for it. He sticks his cock in the bunghole and receives a blowjob. Then the newbie asks how often he can do that and is told anytime except Wednesday. When he asks why not Wednesday??? "That's your turn in the barrel!!!"
Now is Newt's turn in the barrel, who's next?????????????