It's been said the political parties can be divided into the Mommy Party (Democratic) and the Daddy Party (FuckingRepublicans). The Mommy Party is loving and caring, a facilitator. The Daddy Party is the authoritarian, strong and disciplined. The Democrats want to help people and the FuckingRepublicans claim to fiscally responsible (hahahahahahahahahaha), about 3/4 of the national debt is because of the FuckingRepublicans (did I mention I call them FuckingRepublicans because they have been fucking me all my life?????)
Now there seems to be another party that I'll call the Toddler Party (as in the Terrible Twos type of toddler). The Toddler Party (Tea-Baggers) wants what it wants and it wants it RIGHT NOW!!! It doesn't always know what it wants but whatever it is it isn't what the Mommy Party and especially the Mommy Party President wants. But that doesn't matter, the important thing is the Toddler Party wants what it wants and RIGHT NOW!! If it doesn't get what it wants, it'll scream and holler and frow a frantrum and will start breaking things.
The strange thing is the Toddler Party is part of the Daddy Party, albeit a small part, but a part nonetheless. The Daddy Party seems to be fascinated with the Toddler Party and is letting it do whatever it wants as if it is scared of the BRATS. The mystery is Why the fear? And why won't they discipline the Toddler Party?????
What do you expect? Of course they're the Toddler Party -- they even have a Senator who gets his kicks wearing diapers.
ReplyDeleteDaddy is afraid to change the shitty little diapers of the toddlers.
ReplyDeleteIf Republicans are the father party then mothers should keep their daughters away from this particular of father.
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The mommy party is no better, they want wonderful things, as long as someone else will pay the bills.
ReplyDeleteThe difference is where that "someone else's" money goes. The Mommy Party gives it to people who need help. The Daddy Party gives it to corporations and people that don't need any help. Total fucking waste IMHO!!
ReplyDeleteIt will only be worse in four years, no matter who is in control.
ReplyDeleteThat's because one of the parties is fucking insane and it ain't the mommy party!! It's getting to the point where I'm starting to think Goldwater was the last of the sane ones and people thought he was too fucking batshit to be President back in '64!!
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