Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Deep East Texas, Whatever

Spent Turkey Day and the weekend in Deep East Texas. Kinda like BFE only in Texas. Discovered a remedy for an ailment I had never heard of before. Anti-Monkey Butt powder to get rid of Monkey Butt. I guess if you are sitting on your ass all day sweating your ass off, your ass could turn a lovely shade of red like the monkey on the bottle. It also comes in Lady Anti-Monkey Butt powder in a pink bottle.

A comment on the drive there and back, there are some remarkably stupid drivers on the road these days. I only hope they don't take out someone else when they reach the scene of their accident!!!


  1. Did you pass through NoFuckingWhere, East Texas? My father's side of the family is from there. Historical markers on their graves and everything.

    No monkey butts,though.

  2. Anti-Monkey Butt powder to get rid of Monkey Butt.

    Ha ha ha, just sit on something that frigging breaths.

    My favorite experience in Texas was San Antonio on the river walk.

    I love it when anti tree huggers smash their SUV's into cement walls, other SUV's and trees.

  3. I use corn starch for my monkey butt but I'd try anti monkey butt but it's probably corn starch.

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  5. did you pass thru pubic hair, texas?...east texas is beautiful..but i swear the people there have the smallest minds and the most prejudices of anyone i've ever known..my folks came from east texas..so i know..

  6. too bad they can't call it the redass powder..

  7. I'm going to be using the phrase Monkey Butt all day now.

  8. Good Lord
    Anti Monkey Butt posted a comment and a video - that's the funniest thing I've seen today

  9. Well I get the monkey butt from bad drivers...anywhere U.S.A.

    I'm wondering if you've ever visited west Florida and wandered through the town of Two Egg? It's a bit off the beaten path, but you sound like an off the beaten path kind of guy. It just so happens that I'm in the process of doing a post about Two Egg and environs.


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