Friday, June 10, 2011

Types of FuckingRepublicans

"Republicans Are Idiots And Arguing With Them Is A Waste Of Time!" by had a post on facebook about the 7 types of Republicans, and when I got to the last one I saw what group my cousin belongs in.

Extremely Idiotic Republicans:
These Republicans are Republicans because they think it’s cool. They have a Republican in one of the other groups listed, so they think they know what they’re talking about. They have terrible spelling and grammar but they expect you to believe whatever they say because they are saying it to you.

The reason why this type of Republican is an idiot:
It’s hard to tell if they ever made it past the 4th grade. Most of their posts are illegible. They don’t know anything about their position other than what they have heard their friends say. They think that Republicans are fiscally conservative because they say that they are, and call anyone that doesn’t agree with them sheep. They ignore all historical information that is contradictory to what they say. They are 100% blind to facts.

What to Remember when debating them
No amoun:t of facts or logic will ever convince them that their buddies are wrong. You could be a college professor and they will still think that your opinion isn’t credible. Instead of trying to argue with them try explaining Algebra to your dog. I’m sure it will be much more productive.

Couldn't resist adding two more idiots!!


  1. As I recall in the army many years ago, they were referred to as ABC Zeros. Unfortunately, they made their way into the mainstream and began running for public office, appealing to other ABC Zeros by having good hair and teeth. The ones who did not go into politics, became anchor T.V. persons.

    The rule-of-thumb when encountering them is, remember, one cannot engage good hair and teeth in meaningful dialog.

  2. Oh, and YD G...correctomento!

  3. Their mantra is to say anything that comes into their minds - no facts needed - and then double down on it. That way you don't have to educate yourself.

    Reagan was very successful at it.

    the Ol'Buzzard


No Anonymous comments,it's not that hard to think of a nom de plume.