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I think he cries because his thong won't fit up his tight ass.
Actually MRMacrum, I believe he cries because he is a square turder. Square turder's asses slam shut instantly after use, in order to maintain their tight assness. Probably quite painful.
he is a big pussy
What colour are his tears? Orange and yellow?
No Anonymous comments,it's not that hard to think of a nom de plume.