There is a site, All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay where you can convert dead Mormons to the gay. If they can convert dead Jews to the Mormon, this should be fair.
When I die, I could die a shit less who converts me to what. They may be gay now, but they're STILL dead. Ain't that like my dawg dying but Ma says I can keep it if I want?:)
but I don’t think that takes things far enough. Why not be able to convert all christians to gays? Or all muslims to gays? Or all gays to heterosexuals? Or all women to cocksuckers?
That was righteous. I feel so, so,
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Ron
Wonderful. About time. Are they baptized into gayness or just how is it done?
ReplyDeleteWhen I die, I could die a shit less who converts me to what. They may be gay now, but they're STILL dead. Ain't that like my dawg dying but Ma says I can keep it if I want?:)
ReplyDeletebut I don’t think that takes things far enough. Why not be able to convert all christians to gays? Or all muslims to gays? Or all gays to heterosexuals? Or all women to cocksuckers?
ReplyDeleteI don't care much about peoples religions..or their sex life..unless the practice both in my front yard and scare my pets.
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