My first experience with public display of a nursing mother was my sister in law when I was 11, which I guess would make it around 1963. We were sitting together on a park bench and she asked me if it was okay if she breast fed. I was dumb kid and said sure. Well, was I surprised at exactly what breast feeding really meant. She could tell I was shocked and embarrassed even though I sat there and looked straight ahead the whole time. instead of treating my 11 year old psyche gently, she laughed her ass off and made a point of switching tits and suddenly both were out in the light of day. She kept telling me it was okay to look, but by God, I was not going to look at her tits. If nothing else I was a polite little bastard back in the day.
Actually I find it very comforting to see a woman nursing. It tells me Humanity is probably okay after all.
I can see your sense of humour has not improved in the months I have been away. Thank God for that. And any mother that cannot breast feed in public without flashing too much tit needs lessons.
Excellent.
ReplyDeleteI think they're terrorists, not exhibitionists.
My first experience with public display of a nursing mother was my sister in law when I was 11, which I guess would make it around 1963. We were sitting together on a park bench and she asked me if it was okay if she breast fed. I was dumb kid and said sure. Well, was I surprised at exactly what breast feeding really meant. She could tell I was shocked and embarrassed even though I sat there and looked straight ahead the whole time. instead of treating my 11 year old psyche gently, she laughed her ass off and made a point of switching tits and suddenly both were out in the light of day. She kept telling me it was okay to look, but by God, I was not going to look at her tits. If nothing else I was a polite little bastard back in the day.
Actually I find it very comforting to see a woman nursing. It tells me Humanity is probably okay after all.
lets here it for tits...I'm stealing
ReplyDeleteI always thought a day with tits was a day worth having...repeating if possible.
ReplyDeleteGreat post: Again the disgust of women's breast is a religious hangup. God hates tits.
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I can see your sense of humour has not improved in the months I have been away. Thank God for that. And any mother that cannot breast feed in public without flashing too much tit needs lessons.
ReplyDeleteIs it even possible to flash "too much" tit?
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