ILLEGITAMI NON CARBORUNDUM
I'm thinking I'd need to be wearing cheese on my head to get this joke.
Um, okay, what granny said.
It's an upper Mid-West thing. Fleet Farm is a neat chain of stores like Tractor Supply only better. They have stores in WI, MN and other Mid-West states. Not to be confused with Farm & Fleet which is another similar chain of stores in WI. It's a 3-4hr drive to the closest Fleet Farm from where I live UP on the Tundra.
No Anonymous comments,it's not that hard to think of a nom de plume.