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my daughter just now allowed me to be her friend on facebook..i laughed..told her, you dont think the friends we have in common don't tell me what your up to?..ha
That fucking cracked me up, it's a keeper.We are about the only critters on this rock that give a rats ass what the kids do as adults. Just grow up and get out of the fucking house already."No, I'm not coming to your home for christmas, you're too fucked up, and I'm not going to church with you."Hey, you are posting faster than I can keep up, try to keep it to one a day.
Har har har to this post, AND BBC's comment. We are of the same mind.
"My first thought on seeing the title of your post is that you bought a new pocket pussy!!"LOLNo, my pecker is on vacation and I'm loving it, there is a lot of freedom in that.
I don't know which is funnier. What you posted or the comments!
That does it. I'm putting my cat online because I can't keep track of the damn critter.I'm so sorry you missed out on the drive-thru daiquiris. Loopiana is the only civilized state in the Confederacy. That's why I left Mississippi at age 36, and moved to Oregon.
@Snowbrush, I haven't missed out on a drive-thru daiquiri yet. I go thru "Loopiana" several times a year to get to Tejas. Like I said, the next time I'm driving thru there I might.
Lisa.... I don't understand why others think my seriousness is funny. I'm a pissed off cranky old fuck, what is funny about that?
It's all in your delivery, BBC. And your LOL in comment #2.
The onion is a parody. As liberals you guys should be cheering a socialist surveilance society!
@-Sepp, of course I know it's a parody, that's why I put it up!!!!!
No Anonymous comments,it's not that hard to think of a nom de plume.