Thursday, March 1, 2012

Snow is a Lot Like Sex

They promised us 6 to 8 inches.  What we got was about 3 or 4.

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  1. That depends on how many times we stroke it: two inches, four inches, six inches, eight inches, ten inches...oooooo take that and brag about it.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  2. kinda like my second marriage.

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  3. Yeah and it always turns to slush...even the deep stuff.

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  4. My wife moaned and said "give me 12 inches and make it hurt." So we made love three times then I hit her with a board!P

    I'll be going now. . . . . .

    But the others were just as bad.:)

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  5. They promised us rain and we got sun, I'm good with that.

    If I stroke it six times that's six inches, yes?

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  6. Yeah and it always turns to slush...even the deep stuff.
    That won't happen until next month.

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  7. Women are bad judges of distance because men are always telling them that this " " is 8".

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