H/T to knikked for the link to YouTube videos of Red Green.
This area isn't civilized, nobody carries The Red Green Show on TV. Red Green has more ways to use duct tape than the Duct Tape Guys who wrote the book, "the jumbo Duct Tape book".
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." "Keep your stick on the ice"!!